Wednesday, July 14, 2004
mary smith is 17
THE GOTHIC BODY SEXUALITY, MATERIALISM AND DEGENERATION AT THE FIN DE SIECLE
I am Seventeen, amazingly, and i forgot to check at 7.51pm, when, i suppose, me and desiree were ordering food from a perverted happy looking waitress called kenneth at olio dome.
recently my birthdays have been made absolutely fantastic by my closest friends. last year it was the harry potter party by desiree and lynn and that psychedelic amazing collage. this year was even more incredulous, what with 3 part presents, 2 of which were very pink (for once). my evil pink beanbag was from 27 people roped in by desiree. she is the best liar i have seen. she suddenly told me one day about all this not revealin major hints and i was so shocked. then she made me go with her to transact money to her 'mother's account'. and she and carol made me stay home and let THEM cut my hair! halfway i believed her when she said her sister is downstairs an HAS to pass me somethng, i went down and there was the big fat evil pink boiled sausage beanbag, now it lies there like some big fat globule. carol gave me a polkadotted balloon, audrey hepburn card and peace bracelet. i still keep reminding myself i am seventeen!
i am chatting with ivan on how liberating short hair is! which makes me remember the moment when the haircut was done. i was absolutely thrilled and exhilarated. oh yes, my absolute true birthday wish this year was for a close friend to rope in more friends and get us all tickets to go to gold coast on that day on singapore airlines, to movie world and dream world and to take all the roller coaster rides, which i am sure will happen one day in my lifetime.
sunil appreciates the small things in life (viewed as big in his) like getting back his neopets account. almost never have i seen him so passionate, happy and chatty. anyhow for myself i have concluded that marriage is something important but nevertheless a huge huge fun party whereby i will NOT waste time changing dresses and i will interact with all my friends (people who waste time changing dresses, spending tens of thousands inviting their friends to watch them in different dresses and just shaking their hands before and after the whole thing are STUPID) and i will make it a RETRO party right in this house, along the whole street! i can play the drums during entertainment segment and it will be splendid cosy party where i will invite whoever i want and not whoever my family wants and we will blast retro music through the whole street! my childhood home will be converted into a psychedelic white with red polkadots house where i will live till i die, yay.
we will name our kids dick and dolly.
as if!!!!!! no, we will name them john, leo, oliver, jamie (male), lolita, joan. as you can see, i want sons. even better triplets called john jamie joan. leo will be my favorite son. according to carol, desiree will come over to plait lolita's hair and they will all like her a lot. they will not go to local schools. they will get a good education from us and they will go to other sorts of schools. we will travel often and be a happy family.
the beatles always make everything better. penny lane! oh! i just found out desiree emailed many people to contribute to the beanbag. imagine that: contribute to the mary smith beanbag fund. ain't she just a wonderwoman. -flutters lashes- oh yes i am not highly interested in reading books or things about hedonism or paganism. there is a highly sexual and apparently hedonistic movie now called the dreamers. perhaps i am a repressed hedonist.
THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND!
moled at 7/14/2004 05:32:00 AM