Vengeance Is Mine Inc.

Monday, June 21, 2004

Something must be wrong.
I ate 5 bazhangs yesterday, 2 for breakfast, one for lunch, one for tea, one for dinner, in appreciation of my grandmother's efforts to make my favourite food in the world.
on top of that, through the day, i had vitamin c, primrose oil, milo, barley water, hershey's chocolate, baked apple granola bar and i can't remember what.
Today for lunch I had popiah, wanton and chicken rice.
and i cant seem to stop eating (something like the poor boy in the papers yesterday who would die eating if unsupervised). i feel somewhat like....a monster.

anyhow today after lit we swammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the late afternoon away in the hot hot sun.
today's my grandmother's birthday and i bought her a lovely vintage-looking handbag, she'll be pleased and everyone will commend me for my good taste, i just know they will.
the bus ride to school today was utterly depressing, sitting opposite the entire bus on one of those seats, in a SKIRT!!!!!! i make it sound horrendous, but it is. poor females have to endure keeping their legs together so that men cant peep, when their legs and screaming to be open and comfortable.
i just had a bazhang. 7th one now, since yesterday. my record when i was young was 7 in a day. HOW EVER?!?!?!?!!!! i must have been happy and carefree and prancing around, that's how i could eat 7 in a day.

anyhow it is time to present the present (oh genius i am! always buying the perfect gift). I bet she will go, 'WAH!'

and i NEED to go on a holiday!!!!!!

moled at 6/21/2004 05:09:00 AM

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HELLO, STRANGER! Zach Braff