Saturday, April 12, 2003
Hokay! Last day! What can I say, it was a odd holiday with hilarious moments and laze-around days. Lazy summer days with the giraffe. :) Wish we had a treehouse.
I got 11 hours to do whatever or I'll wake up with a headache on the first day of school.
So, by dinner, Im gonna finish all hw and pack my files, and do other more fun things.
Did anyone read the hilarious history chapter? The Red Guards had the red book which they went around with, quoted and waved enthusiastically wherever they went. and they attacked the mayor of beijing, while mao zedong's wife jiang qing became a mad woman wanting to conquer china after his death, when deng xiaoping was forced to be a farmer in the countryside.
Tomorrow marks the start of odder days to come. With teachers and students wearing masks, waking up at the break of dawn again, more tests, the o levels drawing nearer, yet the desire to just leave work behind and enjoy grows larger and larger.
moled at 4/12/2003 08:50:00 PM
Friday, April 11, 2003
oh this is UGLY!!!! Experimenting gone very very very very wrong.
American Idol's most incredible moment: WHEN CARMEN AND CLAY KISSED. Ah, we were just watching it and they were hugging on stage while everyone was all proper and facing the audience and as the camera pans away THEY KISS! HALLELUJAH! Not that im a great supporter of carmen-clay romances. And ruben sang really well, goosebumps as usual.
And now i am just devastated. deena got voted out. dammmmmn. from the start i was supporting her. and it was a bad, bad moment. now its up to the popular ol kids with the big boobs and great bodies to win the money. hohoho. MATTHEW IS OFFICIALLY MAD. a focused mad piranha robot winning all challenges, eating up everything, psyched when the bug crawls down him with those huge eyes and weird body. and he and butch are so silly!!!!!!!! oh my god, they fish EVERYDAY!!!!!! and they very stupidly believe the chain business, like oh! he is gonna be the link, yknow we are a chain, and he is the strong link!
i really feel obssessed with shows these days.
anyway, i watched amelie today. i was never able to define my favourite movie, just say something like the royal tenenbaums but not mean it totally but now, its definitely amelie! very charming.
after that we watched nickelodeon and the mtv channel. and there was this show on nickelodeon called ''can u guess it'' or something and u gotta guess someone's special talent, and this girl's talent was, ''i saved my pig with mouth to snout resuscitation'' oh funny.
we went to the shepherd's pen with her white ferocious sheepdogs and we did our work.
im suddenly feeling all cranky again. cranky pot. im on pot. no, im not. i can finish my work soon, today is supposed to be the paint-wall day but now its postponed and my. i wanna finish my work yet enjoy the day as hell.
anyway, monday is screaming more excitement already. though in a weird way daunting. and im feeling a calmness i havent felt in ages, its just peace! and hohoho.
To the last 2 days of the holiday! cranks.
moled at 4/11/2003 10:59:00 AM
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
i cant stop laughing at goldilocks and the mad show, really i cant.
now hippydippy really wants to say love at mucusandcream. but. but but but butt. google is not permitting well!
today's grand plan: WORK, find a new blog layout, good eating, but the giraffe is LATE snoozing on her bed saying '3 more minutes...groan.'
i love santa! santa loves me! BARCELOCA! i sure hope it is a curse word i have just received word that perhaps those 44 questions we slogged over yesterday is OPTIONAL!
i have odd feelings towards going back to school. i want, but no? i just dont want to continue it all this way, slogging at home and all is all odd. i read about ppl wearing masks on the maths conference. YES. and on class 95 they're saying that someone who wore a mask out got laughed at. and blah blah it looks like a sanitary pad, bra cup, whatever. i'd like to see porky in a mask. maybe not, maybe a real bra cup on his face. HA. actually its rather revolting, a bra cup in your face. giraffes like chewing on grass lazily on the fields while the world round them is shouting 'wakeuppppp!' time to get the giraffe up and going.
we, are going to do work. i hope.
We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We'd like to help you learn
To help yourself.
Look around you. All you see
Are sympathetic eyes.
Stroll around the grounds
Until you feel at home.
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.
simon and garfunkel :)
moled at 4/09/2003 07:56:00 PM
how to get a refreshing start to the new term opening new doors
1) a fresh, white, new notebook, ready for you to just USE (for me, scribble in. i can NOT be neat. i will show u a sample of my handwriting in good time)
2) a new outlook (dont hate school)
3) a new programme? well theres new nice shows on the telly. napfa training n revising weak subjects as friday retreat?
4) a new water bottle! nothing like one to mystically spray your face in the middle of a class. ahh....
5) a newly decorated room
6) packed files
7) done homework
8) studied tests
9) hippy dippy wants to say love @ mucusandcream
10) start collections, or continue my collections, some i didnt even count as collections before. sugar satchet/pictures/notebooks/benandjerry's tubs?
11) reward nice family members/people with presents they deserve-even if its not their birthday.
12) draw out life plan in a time capsule
and all by sunday!
oh HILARIOUS i simply must mention this even though the even though: the most stomach wrenching incident of the year.
we were watching chao ji bian bian bian today, and the host, this super excited middle aged man who desperately needs a tranquilizer to calm his nerves was telling this litle boy in a black coat to lift up his coat and wriggle his butt like the way he did when he performed. and then he started touching the little boy's butt to make him lift it up and shake his butt for everyone to see!! it was HILARIOUS and oh man. and then the judge (all the judges are wearing SUPER STUPID costumes oh my god!) said 'kan le zhe jing cai de biao yan, rang wo gan jue dao shen1 ming4 de4 ji4 dong4'. read that again. and the missbobeepgolilocks woman next to him (golden wig, red dress) was clapping her hands lightly together with her wondrous wide smile and eyes. i still cant help but laugh more. sometimes when i think of funny stuff and start laughing to myself i cant stop. i love hilarious moments!
moled at 4/09/2003 07:28:00 AM
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
I LOVE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorious, glorious, glorious shopping. I am no more emotionally unhealthy due to SARS! Yabadabadooooo.
VERY HIGHLY SATISFIED with all my buys and eats and EVERYTHING. I even feel like homework is gonna be fun.
A sudden realization after the trip made me realise i got fook-you/fook-mi knickers!!!!!!!!! whoopdeedoo adorable. (hello fellow fook-you! or mi!) everything i bought today serves a purpose.
book ive been dying to read, notebook (because of the because), knickers, blouse(love it), foooood, earrings(rather senseless since i only have 1 earhole, but its groovy 60s and 70s!)
kazillion things to go back for (wallet, bag, bottle, borders cd section, IBIZA HIPPY PERFUME). SANTA SAYS HOHOHO. Im on a santa spree again tonight. ahhhhh shopping is really really really good. any stressed one, go take yer best friend and go wild-spending all day, it feels like u can shout 'yeeehaw!' and live the rest of the day floatily and obssessively recounting what fantastic goods u bought. as becky bloomwood says, it is an INVESTMENT. u'll use it, so buy it. as giraffes says, if ure gonna buy it later, why not buy it now. as father says, u like it, buy it. as mother says, YOU BETTER USE IT!!! ok, buy. I never felt happier in ages and cannot stop smiling.
time to happily scribble purpley stuff in my diary. which does not explain this earthly presence here anyway. since lunch i have been smelling/tasting this THING, which was totally stuck in my nose/mouth in the silk road. i had that few months after silk road actually.
(i have decided, dear mucusandcreamates, to decorate my room in a 60s 70s style which i hope i can achieve)
moled at 4/08/2003 08:13:00 AM
Monday, April 07, 2003
ohhhh boy tv never did me so much good before!!!!! i didnt even care about the cockroaches around the floor. i just love the way ross went 'i didnt propose!......did i?' and breastfeeding. 'lets stimulate the breast with some whatever!' or something like that, anyway. And i sure learnt a few tactics from my brother on how to ask to go out. unfortunately, unfortunate. i dont want to be stuck in the whole day AGAIN DAMMIT!!!!!!!! 7 more hours for the answer to be known and the cold war goes on. u dont know how THANKFUL i am to be out of the house tmr, my god.
moled at 4/07/2003 09:25:00 AM
Get a whiff of this!
Mambo Italiano
A girl went back to Napoli
Because she missed the scenery
The native dances and the charming songs
But wait a minute, something's wrong
Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano!
Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano!
Go, go, go you mixed up sigialiano
All you calabraise-a do the mambo like a crazy with a
Hey mambo, don't wanna tarantella
Hey mambo, no more the mozzarella
Hey mambo! Mambo italiano!
Try an enchilada with da fish baccalà and
Hey cumpà, I love a how you dance a rumba
But take some advice paisano
Learn how to mambo
If you gonna be a square
You ain't a gonna go nowhere
Hey mambo! mambo italiano!
Hey mambo! mambo italiano!
Go, go, Joe, shake like Giovanno
Hello che si dice you getta happy in the feets
When you mambo italiano
Shake Baby shake cause I love a when you take me
Mama say "stop or I'm gonna tell papà"
And a hey jadrool you don't a have to go to school
Just make a-wid da beat bambino
It's a like vino
Kid you good a lookin' but you don't know what's cookin' till you
Hey mambo, Mambo italiano
Hey mambo, Mambo italiano
Ho, ho, ho, you mixed up sigiliano
it's a so delish a ev'rybody can capisc
How to mambo italianoooooo!
'Ats nice!
UNH!
hey there even are the words napoli(dear homeland of enrico pollini) and paisano(shakespearean term for friend) in it!
mister tutu-man-gimme-a-smooch has finally decided to appear. aw...isnt he adorable! so enjoy his presence and please, no insults.
smooth grooves
*Perhaps perhaps perhaps-Doris Day
*Fly me to the Moon-Julie London
*The Look of Love-Dusty Springfield
*Mack the Knife-Bobby Darin
*Mambo Italiano-Rosemary Clooney
*Oh Pretty Woman-Roy Orbison
*Whatever will be will be-Doris Day
*Amado Mio-pink martini
*Sympathique-pink martini
*Que Sera Sera-pink martini
*La Soledad-pink martini
*Donde Estas, Yolanda?-pink martini
moled at 4/07/2003 01:39:00 AM
Sunday, April 06, 2003
their stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
moled at 4/06/2003 07:20:00 AM
