Saturday, February 22, 2003
I’m back from the RGS band concert!! Went with Yee Han n An Ru! It was at the open-air amphi-theatre.
When we were at the bus-stop, there were already many prissy girls clutching flowers in their hands, and groups of GUYS. HOHO! (raises eyebrows) They were very excited. I got goose-pimples already.
Then the bus came and we failed to squeeze on it with many other girls and guys. We got onto another bus and I was very shocked to see the eager faces of many guys as I entered the bus. As we sat down and tried to comprehend the amusing sight, we couldn’t help grinning from ear to ear. It was just so funny. And some guy's butt kept hitting me cos he kept rocking back n forth. They were so excited! Like kids!
We got there and I saw some band sec 2s. And we walked in and there were TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF GUYS. Guys everywhere, in a ‘uniform’: boarding shorts, sport shoes, ankle socks, a big t-shirt and who can forget the gelled hair?! (BOY did we wish it would rain on us! Then the gel would turn mucus-ey and we can gloat!) They were all there for an extreeeeeeeeemely obvious reason and you know it. Why must they all dress the same? Are they afraid to not-conform?
You can imagine how excited I felt. They’re sometimes like specimens to me. We ran to buy Anru’s ticket and squeezed past the snail-like guys to enter and get a seat under the then-clear sky. We plonked ourselves down happily. And then we realise we are a group of girls surrounded by plastic bags and taking up TWO levels and ALSO we are surrounded by guys! All around us, guys guys guys. YH had Mister Streetfighter next to her. And Anru said the cologne smell was overwhelming, thank god I have a blocked nose. The whole sight was so very interesting. 70% of people there? GUYS. So too bad, it wasnt as if there were many many girls.
I saw the band sec 4s too. Then it began. YH and Anru went off to pee and we were made to stand for the rgs school song. Then it really started and the emcee script was quite bad cos the jokes weren’t funny at all, they were silly. They imagined we were all on a plane. Then we crash on the sahara desert for repairs blah blah, OH! We see a robot in front blah blah and then, tom cruise blah blah. Most of the time I took note of the perc section only. This emcee/sec4/perc/committee member/SL girl is really good! The perc section is good too.
And we talked and talked, couldn’t help ourselves! We talked about the music, the people around, everything. And we made a lotta noise I think. As me ear was blocked I didn’t know I was talking loudly, really. Till Anru told me I talk loudly and YH talks loud too. I think the guys around heard our jokes but didn’t say anything. I mean would they DARE? They looked reeeally bored. Like they can be bothered with the music if they’re there for something else, come on! For some obscure reason, they shut up and didn’t talk. Oh, but one thing, those guys behind us, I think got annoyed and I heard them say something to each other like 'Sec 1s lah!!!!! Must be!!!'
Some REALLY annoying ones desperate for attention clap when no one’s left clapping or go ‘SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!’ and look so happy with themselves. Oh PLEASE. Grow up pathetic morons.
INTERVAL! By this time, the sun’s almost set. And I still don’t see where my brother’s sitting.
Funny incident:
Anru wanted to shift to this other place that was very far so we can talk properly but I didn’t want cos then we wont have a good view n so on. Anyway our seat was perfect, I thought.
Then she went ‘I don’t want! I don’t want!’ to herself while Yh and I were talking and she was flinging her arms around looking silly. People moving, lights shining, noise EVERYWHERE. Then as she was flinging, her arm hit this man’s nether regions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, HIT IT. And he kinda winced, turned away and clutched his well, nether regions. HAAHAAA.
We were laughing all the way to the toilet and talking loudly about it outside the toilet. And then this guy walked out of the toilet and Anru fell silent. Then she said it’s the guy she hit. Right.
Later we found out wasn’t that guy. The interval was the truly sightseeing time for the guys. Really, they were walking around, walking around, and I dunno what. Aw…poor guys, you have to sit there for so long without anything to feast your eyes on. Why do I not pity you??
Then it started again. We didn’t shift in the end, and Streetfighter and gang resumed their position. I think we annoyed them though, with our making noise and all. Good.
And we continued. It’s impossible to keep those 2 quiet. If u cant beat em, join em! Then YH made an acute observation about how the conductor seemed to be plucking something from thin air at the chest level. Which led to certain inferences I shall not mention.
I finally saw where my brother was sitting and we happily agreed to go bombard him once the whole thing was over, since he doesn’t like his friends talking to me.
It ended, hurray. And the guys had to shout ‘ENCORE!!!!! ENCORE!!!!!!!!’ so many times. Maybe I’m being over-judgmental but I think they shouted for the sake of it. Like they were there for the music in the first place!! So, we were treated to 2 more songs.
Finally we got to my brother and his friends who seemed very curious to see a bunch of girls (Yh calls us trolls. ?!) looking for him. Once he saw me, he looked very eager to get away from his friends quickly so i may not so talk to them and embarrass him. I told my dear sibling to be a good boy and follow us a while. We ate sushi at the pavilion and kinda explored the school.
My brother’s other friend saw us and went ‘Jun Zhe! Ni gen nu ren ah!’[you’re with girls?!?!] so I said ‘HELLO I am his sister’ and YH laughed madly. At the canteen, for a joke, yh poured icecream soda on Ah Zhe’s head. Boy. They started running around and vulgarities were uttered.
Then he got kinda mad and marched off. We sat at the foyer waiting for papa to come. By this time most guys had left. Oh poor things (caresses their hair), left without feeling very satisfied I presume. Why do I get this feeling that they actually brought this upon themselves???? YH was telling me something and Anru was eating her medicine and suddenly she spit out her water on me. Ah. It was hilarious.
Then we went home.
Oh boy all the way I was feeling highly amused. These guys are just…highly intriguing. Here’s a speech I wrote on guys:
Guys.
Hello there, everyone. The topic of my speech is… GUYS. At this age, the mere word is sure to rouse a certain amount of attention. Some girls squeal when they see a picture of a dashing young man. Some, being rather anti-guy, roll their eyes when these girls squeal, and I do know some people like that.
We all probably know what guys and PIMPLES are caused by…hormones. Yes, because of raging hormones at this growing age of ours, most teenagers are incredibly interested in the opposite sex, be it in a sexual way, or simply because they find the opposite sex intriguing, or perhaps it is peer influence too that leads to cases where some seem to get a boyfriend or girlfriend simply for the sake of it, which I am against.
Some people say, guys are a tough lot to figure out. I find that teenage guys are mostly extremely laid back creatures and mostly highly interested in girls. This is why they sometimes idiotically go all out to impress them or to look good, which furthermore displays their utmost stupidity. According to a survey conducted by me, when one goes shopping for Christmas presents on a nice and sunny day, one will be likely to meet approximately 63 guys who gel their hair (some who look like they are characters from dragonball-z). These guys go around with quite an important mission in mind: spotting teenage girls. One can almost imagine them assessing the looks of the girls they brush past in the back of their (puny) minds as they look seriously into the eyes of the poor girls and look them up and down or else shudder away when they feel intimidated by your annoyed glare.
After speaking to a few guys, I also feel that in an all-male school, guys are classified as either ‘cool’ or ‘uncool’. The cool, and usually stupider ones, are those who gel their hair and go around teasing those who, well, don’t. Or rather, those who aren’t in their gang of guys who try to desperately obtain a girl’s handphone number so he may start sms-ing her and actually have a relationship with someone of the opposite sex. Speaking of desperate, it is unfortunately the perfect word to describe some of these guys.
You may treat this as a warped view of guys and don’t get me wrong, I am not prejudiced though I may sound like I am. There are always good guys out there. Even those who gel their hair.
HOKAY, I am NOT prejudiced. They just greatly intrigue me that’s all. A bunch of rather disillusioned morons of the opposite going around thinking they look very cool and who are so upbeat about the opposite sex. I find it hilarious. I bet some are wimps inside who cant even maintain eye contact with a girl while talking. That’s probably why they go around in groups, see? For security.
DAMN I should sold my funfair tickets there! They would’ve been swarming around to buy, plus there’s peer pressure. What a pity.
“Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me”
There.
xj: thank you desiree for your mu4hou4gong1lao2 helping me post this thing
desiree: you're welcome moron :)
xj: thank you desiree for your mu4hou4gong1lao2 helping me post this thing
desiree: you're welcome moron :)
moled at 2/22/2003 08:44:00 AM
Friday, February 21, 2003
I WENT SWIMMING!!!!!! Yaaaay.
And I can't believe we (desiree n i) swam 30 laps! It was a bit tough cos I havent swam in a long time BUT we did it. There were rather interesting ppl at the pool too, ha, knew it. (wiggle jiggle) It feels SO satisfactory I tell u, cos swimming works out the entire body and it just feels so good! I had this desperate urge to blow my nose in the pool. Can't risk having mucus flowing out while breathing out of my nostrils. We are so going to get full-body muscle aches tomorrow. But zee muscles will come soon! (raises eyebrows) I can FEEL them developing already.
SURVIVOR! I dozed off in a different way this time. I kept falling asleep during survivor and I'd jump up and wonder how come suddenly the old woman's walking away and I missed tribal council, dammit. It was so funny cos the guys were analysing why they lost (and being so super organised around their fire) while the girls were so messy and didn't really know how to use the bait they won: one woman screamed in absolute glee when she caught a fish AND.........let go.
OH this weekend's gonna be so busy. Homework, selling tics, studying for tests, rgs band concert with Yee Han, thinking about the debate (National security should not be sacrificed for individual rights, proposition) and all.
ONLY 1.5 HOURS OF BAND TOMORROW. Hohoho.
I realise the whole grandeur of the food n fun fair. There'll be some circus stuff and bound to be some horror house kinda booths on the field and the whole school will be swarming with people going from class to class, place to place. It'll be this big happy carnival. People will be going to wrong-gendered toilets. People will be EVERYWHERE. Idiotic teenage guys will be everywhere! Their eyes will be everywhere. OH, I can barely wait!!
moled at 2/21/2003 07:50:00 AM
Thursday, February 20, 2003
Testing!
moled at 2/20/2003 06:22:00 AM
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
I AM BACK AT MY COMPUTER AND I AM ABLE TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC AND FEEL RATHER SANE AGAIN.
AHHH.
And band wasn't so bad for a change. Today made Li Ping n I really happy cos time passed super fast all of a sudden. And I wasnt even scolded for not being able to rea notes and messing up many solos. BUT i was rudely plucked from my role as the xylophonist for 'A Springtime Celebration'.
Anyway all of a sudden I'm the class' 2nd debate team cos we voted and it felt really good to be supported. Now we'll see what dear-mrs-childishly-idiotic has to say about it. Fancy asking someone who their best friend is in front of the class. It's a very inappropriate thing to ask, really. By forcing the person to say something right on the spot makes it all awkward and might hurt feelings. But well, I guess that's the way she is. Simply like that.
Ah listening to this music feels SO GOOD.
Ah, Dr Evil's voice droning away singing 'What if God was one of us...Just a slog like one of us...Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloooooo....Yah blah blee blee bleee....'
Can't get enough of Austin Powers.
I'm goin swimming tomorrow!!! And I love swimming. My favourite sport. Its the nicest feeling to jump into the pool and float around or whatever. And I love it when its sunny. You can see the sun's reflection on the swimming pool ground and castle green has one of the nicest pools i've ever seen.
moled at 2/20/2003 04:40:00 AM
Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Oh this is MAD!! I feel mad really.
I suddenly got so super annoyed AT GETTING A BRAND NEW COMPUTER, which sounds ridiculous by the way. A brand new computer, around $2500, and im annoyed?! But the current range irks me and I feel highly irked without listening to my music in my computer. It sounds silly but I cant live without my computer, kind of! Maybe more specifically, my music.
I went to desiree's yesterday and she ALWAYS makes me does stuff like:
1. We will not cut our hair but grow it (since ive almost never ever done that my entire life before) and if we wanna cut, we consult each other. The (scary) twist: the other cuts the hair. So if she wants to cut, I cut for her! (YAAAY) and...vice-versa (scary thought). Shes wanted to do stuff to my hair before. You..might not wanna see it!
2. Due to my immense love for swimming and her sudden urge to do so, we shall swim once a week on Friday. Yaaay. Survivor!!!!!!
ANYWAY, Im gonna change to an austin powers themed skin!!!!!
YeeHan realised that all teens have an obssession. Everyone has their own lil obssession, kind of.
Im obssessed with Austin Powers!!!! And at certain occassions, hating the pig, of course. That snout-moron.
fave austin lines:
I am a SEXY BEAST!
My ship is long, hard and full of seamen.
:-D I'll add more when I can think of em.
I made Desiree's belated vday gift yesterday initially meant to be a happy-new-yr gift: A giraffe calendar which has a lotta nice giraffe pictures and giraffes ARE her! And in hte boxes I wrote down all the stuff we've almost ever done together (in 2002 and early 2003) and attached pictures and photos and stuff. I LOVE IT!
It made me realise, we did a lotta stuff together which is really unforgettable which further plunges me into this nostalgic feeling thats been going around. And of course it brought back a lot of memories. But these are rather sad, negative feelings. LIVE IN THE NOW!
And you (meaning u, desiree) love it too which makes me ever more so gleeful.
Anyway to spaghetti arms, u're one of the best thing that has happened to me. So, lets keep in touch cos YOU are gonna be my co-wedding-coordinator if i ever get married.
oh well, lyrics from 'if i didn't have you' the monsters inc theme
Well well, today ive lost my motivation. Somehow. Motivation to lead an active life and not unwillingly plop on the bed and fall asleep feeling annoyed with myself. I will be like a busy bee going around the house. When I do that I feel very happy and my brother cant annoy me hahahaha its like a protective shield.
We had a jap conductor today come and he was very encouraging and basically a fat ol jolly fellow who forced audrey to push her hand into his stomach while he said yes in japanese. ('hike'?) With force! I'm disgusted with the way the prawn and the other guy were so eager to please him and the way they behaved.
My longest entry yet. Still im not used to this whole blogging business. It's so exposed. ANYONE can read this. Sometimes its hard to even NAME people!
There's so much I wanna say and tell people but, somehow Im not comfortable with it yet.
P.S. I have been feeling since around Chinese New Year, this urge to spend my money good and well, shopping and eating. But what bad timing!
Since ive lost my motivation for the day, time to force myself to do some romeo and juliet. im so excited i could pee in my pants. wheee.
moled at 2/18/2003 07:17:00 AM
Monday, February 17, 2003
new gbk people. *laughs a sinister laugh*
moled at 2/17/2003 12:29:00 AM
Sunday, February 16, 2003
MY ITCH IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moled at 2/16/2003 06:13:00 AM
Well hello.
The below was Desiree who had my password registered in that mind of hers and conveniently logged in to say hi. Thank you.
And stop laughing to yourself!!
Anyway, thank u everyone who gave someone something. You made someone's day.
Thank you all those who gave me little chocolates. Probably because of one of you, I now have an allergy. But thank you anyway, it tasted really good.
And lynn, i really like your letter a LOT. It made me sad cos of all the memories and EVERYTHING, oh boy. Thank you, it was the best ever present this Valentine's.
Amanda, thank you for the postcard and all! I now know that the phrase 'Bare yourself' reminded you of me.
Li Ping, band will suck like hell for me (too), if not for you.
Miss Goi, the lime green straw's really nice!
And Felyna, nice mathematical ideas u got, fat walking hotdog!
And jy, beekee n cheryl, u guys took the time to compose so many letters. Well, appreciated.
Yee Han, dear friend. Its already funny, your indifference to valentine's day.
Desiree!, fellow pooper, We were too engrossed in others presents till we had nothin for each other. But wait till tomorrow if my itch doesnt get the better of me tonight.
Time to do something about my itch. Stupid, stupid itch.
There once was a witch,
The witch had an itch.
The itch was so itchy
It gave her a twitch.
(hello joan)
moled at 2/16/2003 03:49:00 AM
